the memories will fade.. (by sw4ggot)

omg k this thing was so hard almost burnt my hand the fire was burning the paper so fast !

Why being a girl isn't working out for my friends:

Body:

Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me:

Please, god, no--
Ovaries:

ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain:

I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me:

Please, guys, calm down--
Face:

TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain:

And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso:

Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me:

STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach:

lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me:

I hate you all
Brain:

I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face:

Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus:

what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain:

you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus:

You mother fuckers.
Torso:

CONTRACT!
Me:

I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain:

Me gusta.

Rhinos=Obese Unicorns